Me: Got an email forward..
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn’t.
He: if you have a wife, your life already sucks enough!!! 😀 😀
Me: but if you dont have a “wife” at a certain age.. you have no life
He: not really. when you reach that age, you don’t need anyone to suck. you just need someone to wash, iron and cook